Naps are important!

Have you ever been awaken from a nice nap? Then had your mom take pictures of you when you're not at your best?

Well it happened to us! Me and Bison were taking a lovely nap on the couch when...


...my momma woke us up for a bathroom trip. Can you believe it?! As if I want to go outside when it's below freezing temps to use the bathroom! When I'm in dream land, don't bother me. Seriously, does it look like I have to go? The bags underneath my eyes should be indicator that I'm pretty sleepy.

C'mon mom, I'm going back to bed!

Even Bison is too tired go.
Bison: Come back in a few hours and ask us if we want to go then.

Alright, I'll go!

Naw, changed my mind...I'm too sleepy!

Love is...

Taking a nap with your momma right before you go to bed...




and watching the tube with your dadda while keeping his lap warm, even though it's 100 degrees outside.

Working hard? Or hardly working?

We like to hang out in the office while momma works.

Lindsay watches the window to make sure no dogs pee on our front lawn. She knows how much my momma hates that. Our lawn isn't an open field for stragglers to relieve themselves...wish the neighbors knew.

"Somebody's gotta keep a look out. Need help with anything? I just learned how to file."

"Bison, it would be nice if you didn't lay in front of the cabinet I'm opening and closing a billion times," my momma tells me.

Ooops.

"Nah na nah na naaaaaaahhhhhhh...you're big butt has to lay on the floor while luscious, petite, mwwwaaaa gets the comfy chair. Bet YOU would like to know how nice it is to be spoiled? Guess you'll never know," Lindsay says as she taunts me.

Wait. Could it be true? Is the little runt on to something? Is she more spoiled than me? Is she privileged in ways that I can only dream about?

Nothing to lose sleep over.