Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 8

I don't like puppies! There I said it!




I just don't like how small they are and how they always want to play. Not that I don't like to play, it's just that they don't know how to play right!



They smell kinda funny, too!



I really don't understand why humans think they're so cute? I definitely don't see it.



I especially hate when people bring them to my park!!

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 7

While I'm having the time of my life, Lindsay usually watches me play from the sidelines like a granny. I don't understand why but she doesn't care much for playing with other dogs. She has to find a real connection before she lets another dog into her inner circle. She's complicated!

It doesn't take long before a little pig tailed girl walks up to Lindsay. For some reason they can't resist her size. I don't think it has anything to do with her being cute? I'm the cute one, right?

These girls can't help themselves, they have to give her a pat.

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Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 6

Ever get stuck in the follow the leader cycle?

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 5

On with the Dog Park Adventures...

"You know GD Judo, Bison?"
No, what is that?

"It's when I position myself juuuuussssst right and Ju don't know what I'm doing..."

"...BLAAAAMMM before you know it, I'm in YOUR face! That's GD (Great Dane) Judo!"

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 4

Hey...hey...hey guy, what's you're story?

"I was a feral dog once, rescued by that lady taking pictures next to your momma. I don't like humans very much. They scare me. Your momma looks familiar, I want to walk up to her and smell her but I don't want her to look at me or touch me. Let's just play."

Kay...you're it!

"Wait a second...you didn't give me a head start!?"

Head start? Head starts are for weaklings!

Hey, you tricked me into stopping. The race is on!

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 3

Damn, you're HUGE!

Whoa, you're tiny!

$%#@!*&$#%@&^!#! Don't ever call me tiny again!

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 2

I finally get the rep of a cool guy around the park and my sista has to go and do this. She flexes her front muscles, puts the weight of all her body on her front legs, and pees!! Yes, she pees!! I don't know if she was showing off her mad muscle skills or if she wanted to take away my street cred?
Sisters are embarrassing!!!!

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 1

We don't frequent the dog park but the times we do visit, we go to this park in a town near us. The dogs seem to be a lot more friendly here and their parents have a zero tolerance for nonsense policy. My momma likes this park for the no-nonsense policy--I like it because I have fun. Today was the first day we came this year, so, to let you in on all the fun I decided to make a Dog Park mini series. Wha la... the start to my mini-series. Enjoy!

When I arrived, I set my eyes on the dane. He was full of spunk and I knew we'd have a blast if we played together.

Hey, I'm Bison, my friends call me "Bis", wanna play?
Hello Bis! Hell yeah!

This guy was no averaged size dude! No no no! Most people think I'm a horse (thanks people!) but this little horse was covered by a giraffe. See my head and legs barely peeking through? Yeah, he's that big!

Betcha I can give you a head start and still catch up to you?

Wise guy, eh?


How 'bout we watch for new dogs coming into the park instead? I like to scout the new blood before they step foot into the park to see if they're worth playing with.

I'm game! Never done that before.

Pretty soon we were walking in sync with one another and finishing each others barks. We were doggie sole buddies!

Ok...this all got a little weird.