I fear her

The bully's I've been waiting for finally came in the mail today. Why am I not happy?
Need I spell it out for you? "L I N D S A Y" Yes, Lindsay is being a drama queen. She doesn't want me to move an inch while she works on her bully. As if I'll break her concentration. C'mon!

So, let me get this straight. I have to lay here with a bully in my mouth, remain perfectly still, and not chew it?

"Yep, that's right! And keep quiet, too! I can hear your thoughts, you know?"

Wow, is she for real?

Ok ok, you're totally serious.

I can't believe I have to put up with this! Momma, why can't you tell her she's being a butt head? A big one!

Must I always be patient? Here I am anxiously waiting for Lindsay to get bored of her bully and walk away a while back. Don't feel too bad for me, I finished mine at least ten minutes earlier. My momma says I deserve a medal for my patience and good behavior. I'll take another bully instead.

Valentine's woe's

My Valentine's Day was filled with steamed jumbo prawns dipped in this red yummy sauce, smoked Gouda cheese with crackers and topped off with chocolate.

Oh, wait....that wasn't mee eating all that yummy food. I watched with envy as my parents ate, so selfish not to share even one bite! I really wanted to try that chocolate stuff but my parents said it would be the death of me. I think they didn't want to share.


All I got was this lousy bully stick. C'mon!


Although, Lindsay seemed to enjoy it. She likes pretty much anything now...I have more refined tastes.

Hope everyone had a nice Valentine's :)