Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 8

I don't like puppies! There I said it!




I just don't like how small they are and how they always want to play. Not that I don't like to play, it's just that they don't know how to play right!



They smell kinda funny, too!



I really don't understand why humans think they're so cute? I definitely don't see it.



I especially hate when people bring them to my park!!

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 7

While I'm having the time of my life, Lindsay usually watches me play from the sidelines like a granny. I don't understand why but she doesn't care much for playing with other dogs. She has to find a real connection before she lets another dog into her inner circle. She's complicated!

It doesn't take long before a little pig tailed girl walks up to Lindsay. For some reason they can't resist her size. I don't think it has anything to do with her being cute? I'm the cute one, right?

These girls can't help themselves, they have to give her a pat.

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Keep your fur kids safe

On the way to work today, my momma saw a dog that looked like me on the side of the road. She said it made her sad to know that a poor dog lost it's life in such a senseless way. The dog looked well cared for and probably escaped from it's home and wandered on to the road and was unlucky to be hit by a car.

Lindsay has been known to wander into our neighbors yard until my dad secured our fence with river rocks so she couldn't dig her way out. As I've mentioned before, Lindsay has a high prey drive. At the time she thought she was the family rat hunter because our neighbors had rats underneath their shed. So she dedicated the little time she spent in the backyard digging her way to them until she finally got herself through. I didn't know how serious the consequences are for leaving our secure home, next time I'm going to be a tattle tail and tell my momma!

Just a reminder to all you doggie parents to do your best to keep your doggies and kitties safe from the road. Cars are fast and little guys like us are hard to see at dawn or dusk.

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 6

Ever get stuck in the follow the leader cycle?

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 5

On with the Dog Park Adventures...

"You know GD Judo, Bison?"
No, what is that?

"It's when I position myself juuuuussssst right and Ju don't know what I'm doing..."

"...BLAAAAMMM before you know it, I'm in YOUR face! That's GD (Great Dane) Judo!"

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 4

Hey...hey...hey guy, what's you're story?

"I was a feral dog once, rescued by that lady taking pictures next to your momma. I don't like humans very much. They scare me. Your momma looks familiar, I want to walk up to her and smell her but I don't want her to look at me or touch me. Let's just play."

Kay...you're it!

"Wait a second...you didn't give me a head start!?"

Head start? Head starts are for weaklings!

Hey, you tricked me into stopping. The race is on!

Dog Park Adventures: Issue No. 3

Damn, you're HUGE!

Whoa, you're tiny!

$%#@!*&$#%@&^!#! Don't ever call me tiny again!